By innocence i swear, and by my youth, I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth, and that no woman has, nor never none Shall mistress be of it save I alone. And so adieu, good Madam. Never more Will I my master's tears to you deplore.

I feel you are with me. I am ready to begin. The sweat from my brow has never existed.

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Money. Money. Money. I don't have it, but I spend it. If someone knows how to stop me, they really ought to tell me.

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Does Bruce Forsyth really not see that there is no place for him on TV these days? Does he truly believe that he ought to be hosting every single programme on the box? Really? Help him.

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Reality TV. In so many ways.

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Where the controls to my free view have gone. I am stuck on ITV3. I need help.

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Tony Blair and Gordon Brown falling out. I wish they could be friends. It's a bit like Paul and John or Little and Large. I hope they still speak and ignore the media. This is nothing political. I just hate people falling out through other people's comments. I think they should fight it out for control of the Labour Party on prime time ITV Saturday nights. Best of 3? Damn right!

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Litter. So disturbing. Let's all pick a bit up.

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Puppets that look human.

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How few British women breast feed. Let's promote that a bit more. Breast feeding is a totally natural phenomenon. Is it a phenomenon? It's natural, people. I don't care if it makes you feel uncomfortable. Look around you, look at the sex orientated world that we live in in this country. Go into a newsagents and look at the covers of the lads' mags, the girls' mags, any mag! This is what should be making you uncomfortable. Or the thought of buying milk from some huge corporation instead of using what your body naturally produces. That's uncomfortable, mes amigos!

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Celebrity culture. I can't say more than that at this stage. It worries me to the end of the earth.

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America and its world view. You can't start a war without thinking about the consequences. You can't invade country after country and not expect people to think about you in a hostile way. You can't just take what you want. You just can't.